Sunohara Says: CLANNAD After Story EP 2

What’s up my cute pink juice boxes, your baby faced idol Sunohara Youhei is here to give you my take on CLANNAD After Story Episode 2.  Since this episode was all Sunohara all the time, why don’t we get started, there is a lot to talk about.

Sunohara Says: I want more Chuu

It’s About Time

I know you all have been asking for it, and finally it was a delivered.  An entire episode devoted to me - the sexy thing on CLANNAD. Admit it, it was your favorite CLANNAD episode wasn’t it?  What was your favorite part?  Mine was being hooked up with Sanae-san.

After thinking about what happened this episode, I have to say that I’m pretty damn good. Did you see how I acted like I’ve never been on a date before during my “practice” date with Sanae-san?  Hahaha… I was so good that I even convinced myself that I was a dating virgin.  Of course is reality I’ve been on 38 dates.  I’m a season pro when it comes to lovin’ the ladies.

Sunohara says:  This is not my first date… no really.

Most Dramatic Moment

It’s no surprise that the most dramatic moment of the episode occurred between me and Tomoyo-chan. The black & white scene with me drinking that girly pink juice box was a classic. It reveals how Tomoyo-chan really feels about me.  Geez that girl is so immature isn’t she.  She beats on me all the time like we’re in grade school.  Doesn’t she know that we older now?  If she likes me that much she should just come out and say it.   I’m still looking for a week-end girlfriend.

Why is this so funny…

I just don’t get it, here I am talking about my opinion on love and everyone just starts laughing hysterically at me.  You might have heard my thoughts - “This is the game in the name of love that all guys play.  In other words, it’s a boys love game.”  What? why are you laughing?

Notice Sunohara making a “L” sign for loser? Coincidence…we think not

Physical violence is part of my job…

Listen when your as handsome, sexy, manly and hot as I am, then your bound to have girls through themselves at you.  Some of these girls are just so overcome by their hormones that they throw themselves at me violently, They just can’t help it.

Case in Point: Kyou and Tomoyo

Kyou-chan was so upset that I asked her sister to be my fake girlfriend over her that she lashed out at me violently.  What else is a poor girl to do right?  But what surprised me is that Kyou-chan didn’t just hit me like usual - she air combo’d my ass.  She must have been really hurt and she must be taking lessons from Tomoyo.

Speaking of Tomoyo-chan - I think that she must be starting to fall for me. Notice that she didn’t put a 200 hit death combo on me this time? Nope it was just one soft 100 meter kick.

Cute Couple Update

Well well well - look who seems to be attached by the hip.  Tomoya and Nagisa-chang are spending 90% of their time right by each others side.  That damn Tomoya he gets to spend all day at school with Nagisa and then go home with her as well.  And here I am and all I have to return to are my ero-manga… oh crap, wait - forget everything you just read.

What to expect in CLANNAD After Story EP 3

So my amazing performance in episode 2 left you wanting more?  Can’t wait to see what happens next? Well here is some advice for you.  EP 3 will be my most dramatic performance to date.  Get your tissues ready.

Really don’t you think they just should change the show’s name from CLANNAD to Sunohara’s Days.  I am the reason that people watch this show anyways.

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