What’s up sexy ladies and other. What’s up with the flood of email my babies? This week 16 of you emailed asking for advice from yours truly - the sexy, gorgeous erotic vegetable prince of romance. Looks like my relationship advice is as awesome as I am. Well if you don’t see your question answered below, then check your email - I’ll send you a sexy very personal response. On to this week’s questions, and remember if you have a question for me email it to koibito.anime[at]gmail.com.
The Erotic Vegetable Prince of Romance in Back
Yo Sunohara
‘Sup bro, I dig your work on CLANNAD, very impressive. So check this, I got a date lined up with this hot girl. She be a total dime. She’s Hot, Cute, Sweet, laid back - the kinda girl you wanna be with a long time. What’s your tip for making a good first impression.
Devon
Yo Devon
It’s quite simple really. You want make a good impression and let this hottie know that you want a long time affair right? Well then nothing says “I’m here for the long run” than a neatly gift wrapped box of condoms. Some guys like to stick a single condom wrapper in a bouquet of flowers, but that’s not a good idea in my opinion. A single condom wrapper says you just want a want a one-time fling. I say show this girl you mean business and gift wrap a big club pack of condoms. That will set the tone for the rest of the night and you’ll be on easy street for then on out and the only thing keeping you from hitting the bed is a couple of compliments and a bottle of wine.
(Kira’s edititors note. Sunohara’s advice is great…. If you want a five minute date. Listen keep the condoms, toys, and other kinky things away from the first date. Here are some things based on my first date with Asuna that you can do to make a good impression.
Tip number 1 - I’m assuming you guys are doing the normal first date thing of a dinner and a movie. If so then what you should do is find out ahead of time what type of movies she likes and then buy the tickets in advance for a new release that matches her taste. Trust me nothing is cooler than asking your date when you get to the theater “So what movie do you want to see”. She replies “well i really want to see movie X” and then you can reply “I thought you might want to see that so I already picked up the tickets”.
Tip number 2 - buy flowers. Doesn’t have to be bouquet, a single long stem rose would do. Get bonus points by getting it in her fav color.
Tip number 3 - find out what kind of food she likes and make reservations at a nice restaurant that matches her taste. No Burger King for your first date.
Tip number 4 - do the little things. Open her car door, pull out the chair for her at the restaurant, take her jacket… all the little stuff wins you major points.
And finally take it easy, don’t sweat it, and relax.
Sunohara Says: condoms equals commitment
Hi Sunohara
Are all guys Jerk asses? I’m starting to think they are. There was this guy I liked for while and a few weeks ago I confessed to him. He told me that he had a gf (which I didn’t know) and that he was really happy with their relationship. The reason I had no idea that he had a gf is because he totally flirts with me all the time. We work together at a clothing store and he was always touching my arm and saying sweet things to me. Now the thing is that he still does it even after I confessed and he turned me down. What is up with that, do you think he is changing his mind and likes me?
Maria
Hey Maria
I’m sorry to hear that you didn’t get your man. Cheer up - I still have a roster spot open in my harem. Listen, this guy isn’t a jerk - he’s a guy. He likes the idea of cutie like you liking him. He wants to keep you interested even though he isn’t. Weird to hear I know, but take it from multi woman man - you still can get a piece of him, even if you can’t have all of him. You just have to send the right signals. Here is an example - text him and tell him “I wanna sex you up”. What do you got to lose at this point right?
(Asuna’s Editors note: Um no…. don’t listen to the vegetable prince. All guys are not jerks, Kira as an example is like the perfect guy. But this might be a jerk. He is either stringing your along or is just a natural flirt and can’t help himself. Either way you need to move on and let him know that he can’t continue what he’s doing. You have to tell him to stop flirting with you because you’re not interested in him anymore and it’s not fair to his gf. Trust me you don’t want to go down this road, get off now and put a stop to things. )
That’s it for this week my babies. Email me your questions… or not i could use a week off.
Tags: Anime, Dating advice, Dating Tips, Love Advice, Relationship Advice
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