Dear Sunohara: Love advice from CLANNAD’s Sunohara Youhei

Yo readers! Its me the brilliant and sexy Sunohara Youhei.  I’m back sooner than you expected aren’t I.  Well that’s because you people flooded the mail box with questions.  13 of you guys and girls emailed me asking for advice.  But sucks for you, I’m not paid to respond to that many.

 

Only joking, if you don’t find your question answered below, then check your email.  I would have replied back to you directly.  And if you’re a girl, I’ve also sent along some sexy photo’s of me in action.  Don’t deny it; you know you want them,

 

 

 He’s at your service…. he wouldn’t tell us what kind of “service”.

 

Letter 1

 

Hi Sunohara

 

I’ve been going out with this guy for 6 months, and he wants us to get “serious.”  And by

serious I mean he wants to have sex.  But I don’t think I’m ready for a sexual relationship yet.  I have always wanted to wait until I was married before I started a sexual relationship.  But I’m afraid that if I don’t take our relationship to the next step my boyfriend will break up with me. What do you think I should do?

 

From,

 

Tifa (18, San Jose - California)

 

 

Hey Tifa baby

 

How can you blame a guy for wanting to have sex with you.  Listen if he’s anything like me -he’s a sexual beast, and wants to do it all the time.  Why do you think I have so many porno magazines under my bed.  Its not because I don’t have a gf, its because I have too many girls that sometime I just to spend “quality” time with myself. After all no one finds me more sexy, than me.

 

If it was me and I was your bf, I’d be asking for the same thing.  Waiting till your married is sooo old school, when was the last time you saw an anime that had the a couple wait until they’re married?  Its time to get past your hung up, and give your bf what he’s looking for

 

(Kira’ Editors Note – Umm right, sorry about that I think Sunohara’s been drinking too much sake today.

 

I think it’s really cool that you want to wait until you’re married.  There is a lot of peer pressure out there today and you have to be a strong person to stick to your beliefs.  The fact that your hesitant means you’re not ready yet.  And your bf is honestly being a jerk by pressuring you.  I waited for Asuna until she was 100% sure, and I would have waited longer, because I love her.  And when you love someone, you want to make sure their not going to have any regrets, and they will be there in the moment with you.  Not doubting your choice, or having second thoughts.

 

If you bf doesn’t understand that, it means he doesn’t love you, and he’s definetly not the one for you.  Talk to him about what your beliefs are and if he can’t accept them, then break up with him and find a guy who will.  And trust me when I say that there are guys out there who will understand)

 

 

Here is the 2nd “sexy” Sunohara photo’s that we are contractually obligated to post

 

Letter #2

 

Hey Sunohara

 

My girl and I have been together for about a year now.  But lately when I go over to her place, I find that I really more and more attracted to her roommate.  Her roommate and I have talked a bit, and I think she likes me as well.  I like my girl a lot and don’t want to hurt her, but I think I’m more interested in her roommate now.  I’m not sure what to do and it’s becoming a problem.

 

Jax

(24, Cambridge - Mass)

 

 

Yo Jax

 

I’m not sure what the problem is here.  Doesn’t your girl know that some men can’t be tied down.  I’m mean were not all like Okazaki, whose just satisfied with being with one girl.  Some men like me have too much love to give, and we have to spread it around.  Its not fair to the other sexy girls out there if I keep just one girl. If fact right now I can barely keep Kyou, Ryou and Kitomi off me. (Asuna’s editors note – we asked Kyou to confirm if this was true, her response – “this guys a delusional hikikimori”)

 

Just tell your girl that you’ve got too much luv to give, and that she shouldn’t be greedy.  She should be willing to share you with her friends.  Or better yet, share you with her friends and her at the same time.  It happens in anime all the time.

 

 

(Asuna’s editors note – I’m not sure what we’re paying Sunohara for.  Just to clarify, the only type of anime that this happens all the time is Hentai. And remember, hentai and anime are basically fantasies, they not depictions of real life.  Actually if you not careful you could end up like Makoto from School Days.

Carefuly guys, messing with a girls emtions can have you end up like Makoto

 

You say you like your girl, but it seems your not attracted to her romantically anymore. If your lusting after another girl, then it’s a good sign that your not really interested it continuing your relationship.  You should do both yourself and her a favour and end your relationship before you hurt her. 

But just so you know even if the roommate does like you, (which we really can’t tell if she does) if she and your gf are friends, then you can pretty much forget about hooking up with her. 

 

Don’t string your girl along if you really care about her, man up and face your feelings.)

 

 

Well that’s it for this week kids.  Okazaki asked me to come over to his house, apparently some midget girl keeps coming out of nowhere and leaves Starfish cakes behind.  Weird I know.

 

For past editions of Dear Sunohara click here.  If you have a questions for Sunohara email him at Koibito.anime[at]gmail.com

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